A Fool's Paradise

Shaq's Poetry Corner

2007-12-03T11:48:00.000-05:00

Since I'm not the least bit poetic (insert hehhhhh here) I've decided to let these folks tell it.

Ladies, GET A FUCKIN CLUE...He likes puss and dick too

LOL at reference to sucking her dick. I LOVE IT

I just threw this one in there for good measure. I didn't really like it but in Shaq's rule book there IS NEVER a justification for being a Psychotic Bitch. I'll let this "mzunga"* tell it.

*Don't think I'm not keeping up with the fuckery in the crunk emails.

Black Friday Pt. 2

2007-11-13T11:17:00.002-05:00

Last year I made a post about braving Black Friday but my black ass won't be foolish this year. Whatever is left in the stores at 3 p.m. I will pick over but I REFRUSE to go out there in the morning picking and fighting over shit. HELL NO. If you are braver than me here is a link to all of the deals going on for Black Friday. Good luck and if you can squeeze it in I want a flat screen LCD TV. HOOK THAT UP!

www.bfads.net

Nike Women Air Force 1

2007-11-13T11:14:00.001-05:00

It's been a lonnnnnng time since I've made a pickup. Classic shoe, Air Force 1. These don't need an introduction. Colors on them are tweed, deep garnet and deep burgundy.

Superman that mom

2007-10-31T12:34:00.000-05:00

Her boss needs to see this shit and fire her ass. Why? I don't know, it's just the mood I'm in today.

No One

2007-10-10T10:30:00.000-05:00

WOW...how ya'll mofos been doing? It's been a while but my ass straight up has been lazy. Did some rearranging in my life and this blog really was the last thing on my mind. Now that summer is over I still don't see it being on my list of priorities but I will try and do better.

Anyway, back with a new song that I've been vibin on for a while now.

"It's all a part of the plan even if it's not right in our faces" --ARH

Air Jordan XI

2007-07-26T15:55:00.000-05:00

Got something new for the stash. Not too much to say on these, I just wanted an off color pair of kicks this time around. Colors on these jays are cool grey/zest/white.

Can't Tell Me Nothing

2007-07-11T12:53:00.004-05:00

Life is a bitch depending how you dress her
So if the devil wear Prada
Adam & Eve wear nada
I'm in between but wayyy more fresher.

A Fool's Paradise

2007-06-12T22:55:00.000-05:00

There is a reason why I named this blog that. If you're looking for politics and world news then this is not the place for you. If you are looking for in depth stories about my life then this is not the place for you. If you are looking for inspirational quotes and motivational speeches, then once again, this isn't the place for you. We all have a serious side and the shits and giggles side. Welcome to my shits and giggles. I'm serious all day with some YT who could care less what type of degree I have...let me come to my blog and talk about absloutely nothing. It makes me feel better.

Thank you.

Nike Dunk High Premium

2007-06-08T20:18:00.000-05:00

Back with something else. I don't even have too much to say about these. Made a deal with a user on ebay and scored them. Colors on these are sail/tweed/azure.

I'll let you tell it

2007-06-06T12:15:00.001-05:00

Just what exactly is going on in these pictures right chea. Just case you've lost touch of the yt world, these two hookers are Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Millano. I'll let you tell it.

Come Around

2007-06-06T12:04:00.000-05:00

Presenting your favorite reggae artist and mine

Collie Buddz

Definitely feeling his latest tune "Come Around" but I've been hearing this growing debate. I know you've guys guessed it! Yes, the color of his skin. Seems music isn't sacred anymore but I digress. Collie is straight out of Bermuda (def a good look for the island). I don't know too many of you out there that are interested in this debate but let me know...what do you think about him being a white reggae artist?

If you don't have any concerns on the subject you can still peep the video out.

2007-06-02T22:47:00.000-05:00

A trip to the NBA Finals is a good look for the city of Cleveland right now. Too bad the Spurs are down in Texas waiting for them. I hate to call the outcome of this one because I actually like Lebron and he has a decent supporting cast. As far as winning 4 against Tim Duncan and the Spurs, ionno about all that. We shall see though because I'd like to see Lebron lead his team to a championship at such a young age. For whoever is interested, the schedule is as follows:

June 7: The Finals, Game 1, ABC Spurs, 85-78
June 10: The Finals, Game 2, ABC Spurs 103-92
June 12: The Finals, Game 3, ABC Spurs 75-72
June 14: The Finals, Game 4, ABC
June 17: The Finals, Game 5*, ABC
June 19: The Finals, Game 6*, ABC
June 21: The Finals, Game 7*, ABC

*If Necessary (For the Cavs sake, let's hope the games are necessary)

It's the 1st of the month

2007-06-01T10:04:00.000-05:00

Ya'll better not be trying to hide from your landlord today. Pay up!!

I don't have that problem but have a similar one. She is called Sallie Mae. My whole weekend is being devoted on devising a plan to shake these mofos. The plan is to do it without ruining my credit. I know there are people from all walks of life here. Let me know how it can be done. I got some now & laters and ginger ale waiting on the person who does.

Till then have a great weekend folk.

Nike Dunk Low Pro SB

2007-05-29T09:52:00.001-05:00

Back with some heat. Had an idea for an outfit and needed some kicks to match. This sneaker is a collab with Medicom, a toy company in Japan. Ask me what they make and I couldn't tell you. Anyways, the colors on these are white/blue/orange. The blue is a distinct type that I can't name right now but it goes great with a Mets jersey. That's all I'm worried about.

West Indian Massive

2007-05-24T11:15:00.001-05:00

Yea, I'm back.

Felt like posting some shit that's currently spinning on the ipod.

Hot Fuk

Since the weather has been nice, yes I've been blasting this from the car. Matter of fact the whole Hot Fuk riddim is sick but this song is crazy. What's also crazy are the visuals in the video because point blank them girls are busted. That's all imma say on that one.

Chat To Mi Back

Haha, you can leave out Lady Saw? This shit is currently the ringtone on my sidekick. Good to see her still putting out tunes.

And a song that I will never fucking get tired of.

LET FUCK BE FREE lol

For Whoever is interested

2007-05-22T09:41:00.000-05:00

Ok ya'll. It's time to plug someone's blog.

I've been reading this blog all morning and I can't stop. The creator of it should be given some type of humanity award, straight up. It's a personal blog but the meat of it is about personal finances. Most of us need help on the subject, me being one of them. Yea, I went to school to learn how to manage other people's money but it's not always so easy managing your own.

I'm going to link this blog over there ----> I'm also going to link this particular article that I found to be very useful. Copy and paste the link in your browser.

http://mymint.com/blog/finance-core/the-oh-sht-fund/

It's Friday Bitches

2007-05-18T13:15:00.000-05:00

If ever you wondered

Have a nice weekend Bloggers!!

Residents of Geightown...

2007-05-17T14:04:00.000-05:00

It's time to unite. I've been surfing some new blogs and I won't put anyone on blast but the ignorance is stifling on Blogger. Granted, it's your little space on the innanet, you can say what the hell you think and/or want. Well this is my little space and I'm saying it's a little ri-dyke-ulous (if you like dic then fill in the blanks). I'd rather a person whom I never met in my life ask me a question rather than trying to make sense of some ignorance. We all have the right to form our own opinions, but know what you're talking about before you do.

Nike Air Max Light

2007-05-17T08:19:00.000-05:00

Just something else to add to the repertoire courtesy of my baby. Happy Birthday to me Bitches!! This shoe bridged the gap between the original Air Max and the Air Max 90 (Some useless info for you all). Nike retro'ed it in some new colors but I think these are the best. Colors on these are black / white / sonic yellow / trpcl tl.

Monday Morning Entertainment

2007-05-14T10:16:00.000-05:00

I don't want any of ya'll to act like you didn't LOVE this song when it hit the radio waves. Shit, then the video came out for it!! Double the fun!

I have so many questions tho so let me start

Who produced this song? Clearly as a producer you should be satisfied with the work you produce. Who let this shit out of the studio?

Who decided to put Bobby Brown on this track? Yea, let's get someone hot in R&b right now. Nah, we don't want R. Kelly...nah Carl Thomas wouldn't do it either...one of them boys from 112 is too busy. Who said, "Let's get it Bobby to do it"

Can ya'll just imagine Whitney Houston on the set of this video? I know her ass was there!
Tommbout "Aww hell to the naw"

I have so many more but I will leave you with this. Why in the fuck is he talking out the side of his mouth? Really and truly. Is that a new strain of coke? I seriously thought Bobby was having a stroke during the making of the video. His emphasis on "THEMMM" was bothering me as well.

Oh well, without further interupption...I present to you Stuart Little ft. Crack Mouth Bobby in Thug Luvin

About Shaq

2007-05-08T20:22:00.000-05:00

Thought I would make an about me post--Some of us are feverishly trying to find out as much about me as they can.

Hmmm

I'm turning 24 next week. I'll accept gifts now or then. I take everything under the sun except for checks. I don't trust ya'll like that.

I'm a college graduate. I have a Bachelor of Science in Business Admin with a concentration in Finance and a minor in English.

What I do for a living? Ahh, has nothing to do with what I went to school for. That's what makes it so fun paying Sallie Mae back. I'm a "PC Specialist" for a law firm in Midtown Manhattan. Got benefits and a 401K. Shit, I can get your teeth fixed!

I'm vain when it comes to my appearance. Yes, we're all self conscious but I'll be the first to admit it. Ya'll know I don't play with the footwear and same goes with the clothes. Some think it's petty, oh well. Don't talk to me!

Money makes the world go round, right? Yes, so right now all I'm interested in is making money. You're either with me or against me...but if it isn't putting money in my pocket, then miss me with the bullshit.

Some say I'm very mature for my age. Most don't believe I'm how old I say I am. It's true. I haven't been thru some life altering changes but I have something that most don't know the meaning of, COMMON SENSE! Lucky for me I use it well. Book smarts are great, yes...but see how far it will get you.

I use my head rather than my heart and it is a gift and curse. I suppose that's why it's so hard sometimes for me to convey my feelings to others. I do have a heart ppl! lol

I guess there are more things to add to this meaningless post. I plan to let everyone know when I think of them too. BTW, if you're a lurker drop me a line. I see some new ppl have left comments in the below posts. Thanks for the luv.

What's up?!

2007-05-08T09:44:00.000-05:00

Yea yea, so it's been a while. I've been busy, ok?!!

Nothing new in Shaq's world for the time being. I already hate just about all of the attorney's that work in this firm but that was already expected. I'm side-eyeing some folks in my circle too. I've already cut a few associates off from school but you ever felt that you may have to cut some personal friends off too? That's what I'm struggling with a little bit. Oh well, such is life right?

Since I let you into my world a little bit, take a look at Elmo's world.

Elmo's got the bitches lining up...Elmo's a pimp!

Fuck Me Pumps

2007-04-26T08:33:00.000-05:00

I'm feeling a bit silly this morning...

I introduce to you the best looking shoe, in my opinion, to ever be created. Now, you won't catch Shaq in a pair but that's a wholeee other post in itself.

So ladiesss (my mercedes) if you own a pair of this shoe or any variation of it, (except a frickin white pair ughh) Shaq salutes you.

Respect

2007-04-24T21:34:00.000-05:00

Public Service Announcement from Shaq

I'm not on Myspace disrespecting your shit, so don't come here "anonymously" disrespecting my shit.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled programs children.

2007-04-24T09:41:00.001-05:00