What's for lunch?

As I sit here and wonder what I'm having for lunch, I already know what it will not be. There is a KFC/Pizza Hut combo right across the street from my job, but Shaq won't be dining there anymore. I've never seen anything on four legs scurry about the place but the video below was all I needed. I only need one time!

And what the fuck is it with Taco Bell?! Why can't they get their shit together?!

Oh well, please check out the video. Peep one of the fellas get up on two legs and do the harlem shake.

You have to play this game

Just hit the link and play the game. It's not exciting at all but the premise behind it is hilarious.

Keep On Dreaming

Anika Noni Rose

Picture courtesy of Crunk & Disorderly

Nothing to say but this chick shut it down last night.

Thursday Nite Fever: Bow Down, Bitches!

Everyone go over to Mr. Larue's site. It's a celebration BITCHES!!! I'm hhappy for Jennifer Hudson and I don't even know why. I'm not happy about what she has on but I'm gonna shut up before Coco creates a root box with my name on it.
Thursday Nite Fever: Bow Down, Bitches!

Happy Weekend---Good Times

I hope everyone out there enjoys their weekend. I started mine on a somewhat good note 'cause I did not go to work today. Anyway, whatever you do this weekend, have some fun!

I'm letting Leela James start my weekend.

Meli'sa Morgan

If you've heard of this woman you'd probably get the connection with the name of my blog. I absolutely love her! This is my favorite song by her but if you can limewire it, download Fools Paradise by her as well. Title of this one is Do Me Baby. It's serious!

Everything Looks Better In Slow Motion

I don't know how many of you watched the NBA All Star festivities this weekend but I did, and was very disappointed. Every year it seems to get worse but I still would like to make it to an All Star game. Anyway, this was the highlight of my weekend and it doesn't say much. Charles Barkley and an NBA official decided to lock lips. WHATEVER but this little clip shows the effects of slow motion. I'm going to make a video one day of me doing random shit and then doing it in slow motion. Mine will be funnier than Dave Chappelle's skit.

Pastor with 666 tattoo claims to be divine

I intially wanted to post this as a Nigga Please moment but I'm not even going to mess with G-d like this today. I'll let Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda do that this evening. Yes, this man up above is a minister who claims he is G-d, himself. OF course De Jesus' claims of divinity have angered Christian leaders, who say he is a fake. Religious experts say he may be something much more dangerous, a cult leader who really believes he is G-d. His church claims thousands of members in 30 countries. Sounds like he's cleaning up to me.

De Jesus, 61, grew up poor in Puerto Rico. He says he served stints in prison there for petty theft and says he was a heroin addict. De Jesus says he learned he was Jesus reincarnate when he was visited in a dream by angels.

"The prophets, they spoke about me. It took me time to learn that, but I am what they were expecting, what they have been expecting for 2,000 years," de Jesus says.

He says he has a church-paid salary of $136,000 but lives more lavishly than that. During an interview, he showed off a diamond-encrusted Rolex to a CNN crew and said he has three just like them. He travels in armored Lexuses and BMWs, he says, for his safety. All are gifts from his devoted followers. He also has a tattoo of 666 on his forearm.

You know, none of this is funny! This man has thousands of people believing he is G-d. I'm not even mad at him though, 'cause anyone who follows this HUMAN needs a swift kick in the forehead. To end, this one line right here lets me know this man is a fraud:

De Jesus preaches that there is no devil and no sin

You go to http://www.youtube.com and look at that oversized Dora doing the chicken noodle soup and tell me there is NO DEVIL ON EARTH!!!

Dear Mama

And there's no way I can pay you back
But my plan is to show you that I understand
You are appreciated

-Tupac

What's Really Good?!

It's been a while, let me catch everyone up with what's been going on.

Monday morning I walk into work to find an email from my supervisor just waiting in my inbox. Apparently an Equity Partner had a complaint about my attitude towards him and told my supervisor. Other times things like this don't bother me but this time it did. The complaint was I talked to him in a "condescending tone." I'm not even going to explain the whole situation because it makes me upset thinking about it, but I'm sure anyone can figure out it was done as a reaction to something he said. I'm not sure why individuals think they can talk to you any way they please but when it's time to return the favor they feel disrespected. I walk into offices day in and day out and my intelligence is insulted. The minute I call you out on it, it's a bad thing. I've been working at this law firm for 2 months and I already know I'm not making it here for the long haul. My supervisor said I needed to have more patience. Roughly translated, "Let these yt's talk and treat you anyway they please and don't do a damn thing about it if you want to keep this job." I heard you loud and clear.

My whole week has been a little off because of this situation but whatever.

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Errr, umm yea. I said BOOO to the whole thing but a close friend told me not to be like that. So I'm trying not to shit on anyones Valentine's Day this year. I will leave it at that.

I hope everyone is having a better week than I am so far.

You'll Never Find

I'm just in one of those happy go lucky moods. Very rare so catch me if you can! About a minute ago my co-worker started singing this song out of the blue and I chimed in with him. YOU'RE GONNA MISS MY LOVINNNN'

ENJOY!!

Monday Morning Mayhem

First off, that silver piece of metal will be death of me. That's a pic of my car, well not my actual car...I bet it runs better than mine!! This morning this car and I were about to fight. It was like 9 degrees this morning so I knew I was in for a treat when I went to go start it up. To my suprise it started up fine. I let it warm up for about 10 minutes...I put that bitch in drive and it cut off. Now this is the behavior I am used to. I tried restarting it but it wouldn't budge. I sat there for about 10 minutes trying to get the car started but it wouldn't turn on. I was about to cry, not because of the car but because it was so damn cold. I had to go back in the house and find some gloves because it was going to be a long journey to the train station this morning. Long story short, I was 45 minutes late to work this morning.

I made a decision at work today. I went to a stationary shop and bought a "For Sale" sign. When I got home I put it on my car and now I'm waiting for some fish to bite. I put asking price $2200 but if someone offers $22 I will take it. I am sick and tired of this car. I already dropped $1300 on it last March (I did a kick, twist, and pop in the mechanic shop when he told me what it would cost). I refuse to put up any more money for it. All future funds will be going to this *see below*



This will be my new venture. It's a 2001 Nissan Maxima. I drove one not too long ago and fell in love with it. Roomy on the inside and strong enough for me to handle. This car kicks, where as my Taurus has no pull. I have a lead foot and I could step on my gas and I'M GOING NO WHERE. This car is the opposite. *I think I fell in love with a piece of metal*. So look out for me by this summer, that Maxima should be mine.

On a side note, if anyone here was thinking about buying a car...disregard any negative things I said about the Taurus. The car is wonderful and will last you for years to come.

Nike Dunk High Pro SB Black Melvins

I tried something new this time around. I'm getting my Avril Lavigne on and went ahead and bought these kicks. The detail on the sneaker is crazy but I'm not in love with the skull and bones on the top. Maybe I'll get a matching scarf and hat to set off my look. I copped them off of ebay so let's just hope it doesn't take 8 weeks to come.

Nigga Please Award

In an attempt to put a twist on my Nigga Please awards, I present to you:

Senator Joe Biden



This is a two part award. He deserves it, believe me. First off, he's the 8th Democrat to come forward for a bid in 2008(correct me if that number is wrong). Memo to Democrats: If you aren't Clinton or Barack, please sit your asses down and wait for 2012. Thank you! The second part to his award comes after a statement he made referring to Barack Obama.

"Obama is the first mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean and nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook man."

Biden said this in reference to Obama running for President. I'm not an advocate for any of these people, but to put down Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Shirley Chisholm is insulting...at least to me. Barack doesn't seem to have a problem with Biden but hell I DO. He said, "He was very gracious and I have no problems with Joe Biden", referring to the private call Biden made to Obama after his blunt statement. It never fails though, get one of these politicians off the record and their ignorance shines right on through. I think he open and closed his own bid for President. That was easy, wasn't it?

Please stay tuned for our next recipient of the Nigga Please award.