So my group took me out to lunch today to say goodbye. Yeah Yeah whatever, give me a drink and my card. What was really nice was my boss invited my mother out to lunch with us so I actually had someone to talk to through the whole ordeal. It would have been nice if I was able to eat anything but due to the festivities the night before nothing really had much taste. Everything was pleasant though and they all said the usual, we're going to miss you...yada yada yada. My boss took me to the side and said that I will always be on her payroll so if anything ever happens I would always have a job with her. That shit hit me right here (*). Bless her heart. The card was nice and I got a $50 gift card to Footlocker and $50 gift card to Best Buy. My boss knows me too well.
I have exactly two hours to figure out how I'm going to exit the building. Whether it will be in handcuffs or on my own will.