Fuck Me Pumps

I'm feeling a bit silly this morning...

I introduce to you the best looking shoe, in my opinion, to ever be created. Now, you won't catch Shaq in a pair but that's a wholeee other post in itself.



So ladiesss (my mercedes) if you own a pair of this shoe or any variation of it, (except a frickin white pair ughh) Shaq salutes you.

Respect

Public Service Announcement from Shaq

I'm not on Myspace disrespecting your shit, so don't come here "anonymously" disrespecting my shit.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled programs children.

Nike Air Jordan Retro 1

Got a treat for myself today. Picked up a 2 in 1 special. Kicks are the very first Jays that were released back in 1985. The name of the pack is "Old Love/New Love." The black/red/white would be the "Old Love" and the yellow/black/white would be the "New Love." I wasn't too keen on the yellow and black bumblebee joints but after looking at them in person, I'm satisfied. Aside from the sneakers, the pamphlet and box that it came with is tough too. I can go on and on about these because I've been waiting for the 1's to be re-released for years but I'm going to go take a nap.

I'm sick :(

Yes people, Shaq is sick. Looks like tonisilitis is my kryptonite. After having a tough time swallowing things for the whole weekend I went to emergency last night (with my mother of course...I'm a big baby). We walked in and it looked like WWII in there (East New York is nothing to fuck with) but it was pouring outside and that was the closest hospital. Took me an hour to get into triage where the nurse told me I had a fever of 101. SUCKS.

It took me another hour to finally see the doctor. It was a russian guy named Petr. He introduced himself to me and was very friendly (side eyes Petr). It didn't take him 10 minutes to figure out what was wrong with me, the bulk of my time was waiting on the injection. Yes, injection (it's time to get to know shaq now). If you know me you know I am terrified of doctors, anybody in a white coat for that matter. He said injection and I was like DAMN. It's cool tho, the faster I get this thing the faster it will be over. I had to wait about 15 minutes for the meds to get there from the pharmacy. Petr calls me in the room and I'm like cool...you need to pull my sleeve up? Petr is like no, "In your buttocks." I see why he introduced himself so friendly, Petr wanted to see a side of me that no man has saw in a long time. FUCK. Shaq dropped the draws for Petr and that shit HURT. It was a hit of penicillin. Oh well.

What's the outcome? I fell in love with a man and I have a doctor's note to get out of work for 3 days. My ass is going back on Wednesday tho, I got mouths to feed.

Amy Winehouse---Back to Black

I've been hearing this chick's name out of a lot of people's mouths. Looks like I jumped ship. It's sad to think I've been sleeping on something like this but I digress. There are a million artists that are slept on daily, I guess it's just up to us to broaden our musical horizons.

I'm not going to give you a breakdown of why I actually liked this album. You may not like it or you may love it. I'm just asking you to give it a try if you haven't already.

Let me know what you think.

Brown Skin Lady

Yes, I know I post a whole lot of videos on this blog but sometimes music says more than I can say in a post full of words. This is one of those times.



I don't get many compliments, but I am confident
Used to have a complex about, gettin too complex
You got me, willin to try, looked me in the eye
My head is still in the sky, since you walked on by
I'm feelin high, got my imagination flickerin like hot flames
it's how it seems, you make me wanna ride the Coltrane to A Love Supreme
My brown lady, creates environments, for
happy brown babies, I know it sounds crazy
but your skin's the inspiration for cocoa butter
You provoke a brother we should get to know one another
I discover when I bring you through my people say TRUE, all I can say
is all praise due I thank you God for a beauty like you

Dreamgirls--The Lost Scene

I don't even have to say much. All I wil say is that I've been watching this non-stop for two days.



I NEED A COOKIE!!

Do you laugh or pop her ass in the mouth?

I dunno?

How's It Going Down..

Back when DMX wasn't on the mau mau mau shit he actually made good music. Classic right chea.



In a DMX inspired post I'll leave you kids with this too. When this came on in the club it got a little serious. Get Get Get it on the floor.



and last but noe least, Slippin'

Air Jordan 3 Retro Flip

During my travels with my mother on Saturday I made an impulse purchase. I felt guilty but oh well. I liked the way they looked so I bought them, sue me. They are a retro shoe and I didn't particularly like the 3's but I'm feeling the elephant print on the shoe. Colors on these are White/black/metallic silver/ varsity red.

It's Been a Long Time

Like I said on Friday, I've been slacking with this thing. It's time to pick up the dead weight around here.

Before I proceed, I have 3 new additions to the blog roll...so I think you need to check these chicas out.

Season of the Locusts
This is NikCee and she has two cats. One named Bentley and the other named Diddy. On that fact alone you need to check her blog out. If you like cats you get cool points with me and Nikcee already has 2 cool points.

Beauty In Baltimore
I stumbled across this chicas blog 'cause I found out she linked me to hers. Check her out, and she will take a cat over a dog any day. 1 cool point for you.

The Musings of An Eccentric Diva
That's her nickname for herself but you can call her Ms. Julia. I think she's one cool chick. She does movie reviews and regularly keeps up with them and she lets us in on her world every now and again. Check her out and don't play yourself!! Plus she likes cats and ya'll already know.

Can you guys tell I like cats yet? I have a cat and for lack of creativity her name is kitty. Check her out below, spoiled as ever but she's my roll dawg (or cat).





Iight, now that we have that out of the way. I have a question for you all, it's really random but who cares.

Why is it that pigeons and other birds allow themselves to get run over by vechicles? Unless this bird's wings are clipped why is he getting run over? You want to know why? 'Cause these NYC pigeons think they are the shit. They don't move for anyone! Back in the day pigeons would fly away if they even thought you were looking at them. Now, these mofos just walk really fast giving you the side eye if they think you're fucking with them. I have seen 2 birds flattened in the street this week. SOMETHING WITH WINGS SHOULD NOT GET RUN OVER. FLY THE FUCK AWAY!


How was everyone's weekend? Mine was great. My mother tried to kill me by running me around Brooklyn all day. Speaking of my mother her bday is on Wednesday. She will be turning 58. I wouldn' tell her but she doesn't look a day over 45 to me. If you missed it the first time, below is a pic of my moms and pops.



Just for shits and giggles, it's obvious who I look like. Usually when someone tells me I look like my mom I just say, "You think so", and keep it moving. Saturday a meat butcher, yes a meat butcher, tried to drop a line to me. First off, it doesn't matter what I have on, a man sees breasts he is on the move. I tried so hard not to tell him to fuck off but my mother was there. He tried to tell me that I looked like her. I wanted to tell him that he'd have an easier chance getting my mother's number than he did mine. LOSER.

Is anyone out here in blogger land looking forward to their weekend as much as I am? If you're lucky enough I might tell ya'll about it.

Iight peeps, I think I've taken enough company time. Till next time....peace 1